Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

[kindwater]

I don't have sufficient privileges to create threads in the CWC subforum, and I wasn't sure where else to post this so that others could make a thread themselves. As per the last prison letter thread, they're still relevant enough to be posted on a thread-by-thread basis. I figured a staff member could look it over and determine what to do with it.

Turbo-ween writes Chris in prison a week ago over a Luan Loud plush doll seen in the background of some of his videos. Chris responds and denies the allegations.

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Letter sent by a stupid faggot

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

What's the " blessing " actually say?
I don't read goat fucker

 

[kindwater]

What's the " blessing " actually say?
I don't read goat fucker

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He signed his letter as "Jesus", but it looks more like a "Jew".

 

[OrionBalls]

Has anyone asked Chris to prove his existence, lately? Not as G-d, through miracles, but as even human?

 

[Aegeus]

more like a "Jew".

Chris' cursive is terrible.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Not even Prison can stop the wyyn’s from harassing him.

 

[niggers]

even for modern /co/ this is lame and autistic

 

[Funny man incorporated]

"He's in prison, let's ask him if he fucked a doll"

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

At least he can't possibly incriminate himself any more through these letters... Right?

Right?

 

[MrTroll]

Anyone who think this is relevant to anyone, anywhere, for any reason, is a bigger retard than Chris himself.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

For anyone curious, I think this is what the Luan Loud plush looks like. This one is not Chris's, I found it on eBay. I believe the doll is seen at the very bottom right of this video.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

This is even dumber than the muslim proselytizers. And we get no new info. Lame and gay.

Edit: And I would also like to say that since these guys are Loud House fans, that means we can be 100% sure they are also pedophiles.

 

[Kosher Dill]

"God of all, including you"

 

[WeWuzFinns]

God is imprisoned. God remains imprisoned. And we have imprisoned him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the jailers of all jailers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

 

[Least Concern]

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I just confirmed this by using the "Camera" feature of the Google Translate app, which attempts to translate any text you point the camera at.

Holy shit, this ween is even more retarded than the last one.

 

[Black Yoshi]

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God what a loser...

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Now I get why Chris called his current whereabouts as Jail of Fail.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Poor Sonic got sexually assaulted by this absolute monster.

EDIT:

In all seriousness, though, what is it with retards trying to convert Chris into Islam? In fact, why are we even giving these weens attention? And how fucking useless it that letter? I don't condone contacting Chris, though if you decide to do so, try something better than asking him about some fucking plushie.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I was the one who said Chris probably cut a hole in that doll. I was just joking around when I did cause this was still before the shit hit the fan but damn...also obligatory

"I did NOT have relations with that doll!"

Also minor props to the sender for making Chris hang Ian Brain Anderson on his wall, it's no julay! But that is so 2009.