Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Kingfisher9000]

Kevin's produced some Muy Caliente content in the wake of recent developments in the real world and the consoomerverse:

Inciting racial hatred and political division? At least the tweet's rewritten using alt-right dogwhistles!
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I have no idea WTF he's on about here, but I'm sure it's suitably caliente if you're into Transformers.
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Also, purely performative BDSM "fantasies."
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He’s never even been tied up before? Wtf that’s like the single fetish he has that‘s even possible in real life, all you need is some rope and a partner

Edit: Damn it, ninja’d by @Alpaca Autopsy Expert

 

[hasbinot]

Wait a sec, isn’t KevKev a slave for mistress Pennywise? And he’s never been tied up? Huh. I just assumed he was “hog”tied on the reg.

I think only at the beginning, then Penny got bored.

 

[Law]

Wait a sec, isn’t KevKev a slave for mistress Pennywise? And he’s never been tied up?

Well, that would require effort, so no.
Speaking of Kevin being too much of a lazy slug to indulge the wank fantasies he Tweets about, who else is looking forward to Kevin talking a big game then refusing to leave his room at BLFC?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So you just want Republicans to do what you have a 41% chance of doing, then. Noted.

 

[lamp shade]

“Don’t simp for a corporation?” You buy plastic piles of junk for nearly $1000 a piece from them. You preorder every toy they release despite your uncertain finances. You buy new figurines and transformers every month from this corporation. How is what you do any better than “simping” for them, you dickless lump.

 

[Fareal]

If somebody really does tie Kevin up and spread his legs, they should do him a big favour and just pop his dilator in there for a while. It's the only way he's gonna work on his surgical mutilation.

 

[FruitFever]

Kevin's produced some Muy Caliente content in the wake of recent developments in the real world and the consoomerverse:

Inciting racial hatred and political division? At least the tweet's rewritten using alt-right dogwhistles!
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I have no idea WTF he's on about here, but I'm sure it's suitably caliente if you're into Transformers.
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Also, purely performative BDSM "fantasies."
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If this is about Powell, he've had both of the 'Rona shots. Of course, those might not help much if you have cancer. Oh, and are fucking 84 years old.
Just make it extra retarded for Kevin, Powell endorsed Biden and spoke at the DNC.

 

[Law]

Of course we also get the classic troon take of "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism so therefore trying to make better choices or take responsibility for anything is pointless so you might as well just steer right into whatever emphemeral pleasure or shallow whim you think of, consequences be damned, it's not like your choices matter or effect others in anyway".
Oof, maybe their depression IS valid.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There is no ethical consumption under

DEEZ NUTS.

 

[Neko GF]

“Don’t simp for a corporation?” You buy plastic piles of junk for nearly $1000 a piece from them. You preorder every toy they release despite your uncertain finances. You buy new figurines and transformers every month from this corporation. How is what you do any better than “simping” for them, you dickless lump.

Kevin's complete lack of even the most basic form of self-awareness is almost impressive at times. How someone who's as much a consoomer as Kev, who hordes an unholy amount of transformers trash, can say that without realizing that they're being a massive hypocrite.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He's the Pied Piper of troons.

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Extra late, but I'd like to present a counter-point. While he isn't that successful in grooming actual children, he's fairly good at bringing other cows to the 'Farms. It's thanks to him we got to know

• Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the Tranch itself and its wonderful residents, both the house and the yard trannies
• Fat egg-man tranny cocktease Ryan "mode_view" J. Craig - UNLOCK YOUR TWATTER, YOU COWARD!
• James Michael "Wedge" "soon to be Crevasse" Blasingame, the fat fake deaf tranny clown whore with the broken asshole (who shall never EVER get his own thread)
• Brett Gaetano "Rioley Ravioli Violent Tempest Stor" "My pussy got cancelled" Lemke
• Fat Fruity Ferris and his Krazy Koomer Korps
• Bryan "Neck" Loeper, rapid troonout deadbeat dad, former Mormon
• Alyssa Jo "Kindness" Frauens, anime protagonist, serial rape victim, lover of a blind Mexican Drug Lord Samurai, Cluster B trainwreck

He also managed to bring several new users to the 'Farms judging by a couple names I see here and there and I'm certain he's personally responsible for peak transing a smallish town's worth of people. Kev should be celebrated and held in the highest regard.

Kevin's complete lack of even the most basic form of self-awareness is almost impressive at times. How someone who's as much a consoomer as Kev, who hordes an unholy amount of transformers trash, can say that without realizing that they're being a massive hypocrite.

Same way he can spout his coomer nonsense and declare himself hot daily on twatter dot com.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Let’s shift the focus away from the deaf larper and back onto the main star of the show, our dear Kevvy. Fuck, I got ninja’d by @Fetish Roulette.

I suppose we should dive right in with the latest tweet, in which he celebrates the death of the first black US Secretary of State, Colin Powell, while wistfully hungering for the deaths of his white peers. Jesus fucking Christ Kevin, have some tact. [A]

He tweeted about his wish for white Republicans to croak a mere eight minutes after he hornyposted. Kevin, it is 8 AM on a Monday morning for you, please just… go outside and feed the alpacas or do something that requires you to use cognitive brain function outside of cooming. [A]

These two tweets perfectly demonstrate the trajectory of insanity that today’s post is going to be moving along. Since it is such a hefty dose of ‘tism, I’ll break it into spoilers so you can fully digest it Don’t you dare think about vore, you demented fucker

Spoiler: FurCon / Event Coordinator tweets

I’ll just post everything Kevin’s mentioned regarding BLFC/fur cons in general the past couple days, just for posterity. We begin with his announcement. [A]

His elation continued as he mentions that BLFC will be his second con as “my true self” which probably means “trans” and not “flaming retard”. [A]

Of course, since we can’t have nice things he subsequently tweets about wanting “a good railing” from “some cuties while at BLFC.” Ah yes, until he inevitably forgets to ask about room parties, just like at Denfur. [A]

Is it normal for furcons to be doing shit like adding to their charity lineup less than two weeks before opening day? [A]

Kevin shares his tips for corresponding with furries via email. [A]

I’m going to guess he got told to stop being lazy and do whatever it is he was supposed to do. [A]

Correspondence woes aside, he’s already anticipating negotiations with more furcons. [A]

They’re having Kevin man the table in the middle of the night, when there’s not many congoers visiting, presumably so Penny can get some rest and take over when there’s actually people around. [A]

Kevin reveals his plan to apply for the dealers’ den at TFF soon. [A]

Despite his excitement, he’s anxious. [A]

Spoiler: Everything Troon and Coom

Here we see Kevin applying a gentle amount of peer pressure on someone else to make a nearly, if not completely irreversible major life decision. [A]

“It’s totally fail proof”
I’ll let you all do the talking for this enlightening tweet thread Kevin wrote. [A]

But enough with the trans discussion, it’s time to go back to being a slutty bimbo and experiencing the joys of living which those nasty cis people couldn’t even fathom! [A]

Cis people confuse Kevin, just as Kevin confuses cis people. It balances out quite nicely, if you ask me. [A]

I don’t even know what to say. [1], [2]

Spoiler: Dark Crystal Age of Renaissance sperging

Love that Kevin made sure to specify that he wasn’t using that bigoted transphobic Netflix to stream it. [A]

Foreshadowing the Republican outburst he had today [A]

Kevin stop buying shit you don’t need or actually work to earn the money to do so. [A]

I’ve never even heard of this show, so I have no witty comments to make. [1], [2], [3]

Spoiler: Consooming Hasbro toys, Beanie Babies, and video games

The other day he visited his childhood game store. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

Kevin discusses stolen toy reveals (whatever that is) and uses it to denounce capitalism, remind everyone to not simp for corporations (like he does), and appreciate that the degenerate filth he spews daily creates a barrier shield from being called out for this hot take by big names who would want nothing to do with him whatsoever. [A]

Before Transformers, it was (still is) Beanie Babies that were his hoard of choice. [A]

Oh hell yeah, time to simp for that corporation!
[A]

This is a misc tweet that wasn’t wild enough to be placed next to the other unspoilered tweets at the top of the post. I do not know what spurred this on either. [A]


And finally, to conclude today’s post, Neck privated his account.

Thank you Neck, I am honored. Truly.

Edit: wording and idk why attachments in the post still show up at the bottom

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

This really speaks to Kevin's complete lack of empathy. Sure, it can be awkward for someone to reply to you, lamenting their sorrows. But you should still have enough tact to try and console the person, rather than make a public thread complaining about people being upset when replying to you. What's worse is he has the audacity to make it about him, only to tack on "this is unhealthy—you shouldn't do it" near the end. It's like he expects complete strangers to only ever reply positively to his public tweets, while his friends actually get his time, attention, and sympathy.

Kevin, if you don't want strangers expressing sadness in your replies, private your account. Or try and have a bit of pity for your fellow man.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

TFF is Texas Furry Fiesta.

Cumin-flavored furfag BO.

Roolle was supposed to go to the Reno con.

Apparently there's "hate" and "controversy" surrounding TFF.

TFF’s new policy sparks hate and controversy.

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[AGPinochet]

You think you'll live to see 84

I think there's around a 75% chance that kevin won't love to see 44 and a 95% chance he won't live to see 54 and a 100% chance of not seeing 60. Whether this is a result of death by fat, suicide or execution by Earl and his bigot chud death squad while he squeals like the pig he is is yet to be seen.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kevin's produced some Muy Caliente content in the wake of recent developments in the real world and the consoomerverse:

Inciting racial hatred and political division? At least the tweet's rewritten using alt-right dogwhistles!
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Kevin trying to take MovieBob's title of "Most hateful middle aged obese man-child" I see.

 

[AssignedEva]

How could a "bunch of cuties" have their way with Kevin in any way that would be pleasurable for him? His amhole's non-functional, and its very location obstructs prostate stimulation from anal.

Like maybe if Penny tied him up as a "free use" slave in a dark hallway where people just pump and dumped him without having to look at him, maybe he could get off in the abstract sense? But I don't get the impression that's the sort of thing he'd want, I think he's imagining a scenario where he gets worshipped until he goes all aheago.

After accidentally making myself imagine those scenarios I'm going to go for a stiff drink

 

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Kevin online: I'm such a sexy sex doll bimbo, please tie me down and have your way with me, and be as rough as you like...

Kevin IRL: I've never worn handcuffs and anal scares me. Please don't put anything bigger than a pinky in my neovagina.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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This really speaks to Kevin's complete lack of empathy. Sure, it can be awkward for someone to reply to you, lamenting their sorrows. But you should still have enough tact to try and console the person, rather than make a public thread complaining about people being upset when replying to you. What's worse it he has the audacity to make it about him, only to tack on "this is unhealthy—you shouldn't do it" near the end. It's like he expects complete strangers to only ever reply positively to his public tweets, while his friends actually get his time, attention, and sympathy.

Kevin, if you don't want strangers expressing sadness in your replies, private your account. Or try and have a bit of pity for your fellow man.

"And because I have a friend who struggles with this: Note that I said strangers, so this doesn't apply to you, babe." This "friend" is Mode_View, absolutely guaranteed. I can tell this because even in text form, you can tell how incredibly badly Kevin also wants this to apply to Mode. But he can't do that, because it might set the grooming progress back! Poor Kevin

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

More trannys getting a permanent game over is a very good thing. I just wish some black ones would Minecraft from their mutilation for once.