DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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That looks like the second pizza someone has made in their life, and the first one was probably 15 years ago. It looks like he let gravity flatten the dough and then had someone throw up in the middle of it.

Kat is probably pissy as fuck that this is going to have to happen more often to keep up appearances.
Why would she? I mean, you don't believe they have eaten this don't you? This has gone straight into the trash bin and then it was DD-time. The only reason he takes this much effort is him being angsty that KF autism power could find a homemade pizza picture he looked up on the internet.
 
Why would she? I mean, you don't believe they have eaten this don't you? This has gone straight into the trash bin and then it was DD-time. The only reason he takes this much effort is him being angsty that KF autism power could find a homemade pizza picture he looked up on the internet.
He knows everyone knows about his reliance on doordash and how bad it makes him look. Playing poor while ordering be 70 buck meals several times a day at times and that he can't cook, especially with his identifying as Italian (we all know there's more polish in him but they don't have some famous thing he can latch onto).

This pizza just looks pathetic. Who is meant for? His fans won't care about it and we're laughing at how bad it looks. He's just thrown out a metaphorical "kick me" sign.
 
Rice with vegeta + a click of butter I presume. A nice kind of rice basically, instead of the dry shit African tribes & retards who can't cook eat. Did he mention having cooked vegetable flavored rice somewhere or what? Phil seems like the kind of retard to eat plain chicken n rice whenever he actually decides to cook something
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What does the Scouser say about his powder level?

its over 9000mg of salt!

( yes im inaccurate on purpose)
 
Imagine working your shitty minimum wage retail job, coming home and saying you fancy pizza to your hermit husband and rather than letting you pick somewhere you like he serves you that shit.

He probably made her clean the kitchen after he was done as well.
 
I think Phil should branch out into microwave meals for professional gamers.

Edit: Made a little something.

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I really want to see how Phil would make something like a cheeseburger. It would look like those ones in the original "Where's the beef?" commercials.
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Wish granted. Like everything else he makes, they look like shit. My favorite part of this is where he fucks up getting BBQ sauce out of the bottle and just blasts over a full tablespoon onto the bun which then spills over onto the plate.

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Imagine working your shitty minimum wage retail job, coming home and saying you fancy pizza to your hermit husband and rather than letting you pick somewhere you like he serves you that shit.

He probably made her clean the kitchen after he was done as well.
You're assuming she's still there and that it's actually for her.
 
I would argue, OHMM, that... you know, that Phil is a robust, custom-made, gourmet-style, authentic Italian faggot, okay? Fair enough?
And by the way, Khet agrees with me. Sound good? Alright.
That is all.
 
Probably took the picture of the pizza and tried to feed it to his cat and even he wouldn't touch that. I don't believe that a man that has a taste for mail order food like him would could even stomach that. He has gotten too used to the fancy shit.
 
fyi phil said he never made pizza dough. I wrote it a few weeks ago here.
here's phil's homemade pizza
store bought dough
store bought "high-end 16 core 32 thread RGB LED" ayyylmaotalian tomato sauce
mozzarella _and_ pizza blend cheese (mama mia, that goes well with the high end ray tracing tomato sauce)
precooked refrigerated meat balls
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You are onto something with that GIF. We might have gotten his idol dictator wrong with all of our dunking on the Nazi hat.
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"Sorry babe, we're sticking it to the trolls tonight. Now dig in!"
He 1000% did this to save money and he tried to pass it off as romantic. "Here honey, isn't this so much more romantic and healthy to eat homemade?" When in reality he just blew too much on Champions tonight. That's probably why he posted it, to make it seem more convincing to her and himself.
 
Mate come on, you can do better.

The pizza is something a teenager would make to flex on his bird. From the picture alone I can tell you it's dry and hard, just look at the crust. The toppings are utter wank tier, he simply tossed some salami or pepperoni on it and added the typical shredden cheese every store holds. That's why the cheese melted in such an unappealing manner and looks like Derich had it's way with the pizza. Also due to the store bought pre shredded cheese, the pizza is covered in oil, which isn't healthy or good. The fat git should've used mozzarella if he wanted that melted cheesy look and taste.

Nothing on that pizza is fresh, nothing on that pizza is italian and everything is store bought. The only saving grace is that he didn't burn down his condo.
Cut him some slack, he is Scottish so he rarely eats food fit for human consumption.
He 1000% did this to save money and he tried to pass it off as romantic.
No, he did it in some weird attempt to dunk on da trollz
 
This pizza just looks pathetic. Who is meant for? His fans won't care about it and we're laughing at how bad it looks. He's just thrown out a metaphorical "kick me" sign.
And with the pre-prepared ingredients it probably cost more than a Dominos delivery. He's mentioned before how cooking his own meals is more expensive than takeout and this just demonstrates why. Pre-made dough from a tube. Pre-sliced pepperoni from a package. Pre-grated cheese from a bag. Pre-made sauce from a jar. No doubt all from the top shelf of the supermarket. Well no shit, none of it is "home-made."
 
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