🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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All Cops Are Based dijo:
It's pre-internet/early internet shock jock humor.
The "poison womb" thing is kinda fucked up, but there was an implication that the women deserved it for their aberrant, "wrong" behavior (dead baby shrines). So despite being fucked up, it was framed with a thin veneer of moralism.

At first it seems weird that that SA went from edgy comedy to this super parochial social justice place that it is now, but it's not so weird when you realize SA was always about punching down and enforcing social conformity. Social activism just replaced dark 'telling it like it is' humor as the easiest way to punch down.
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That dead baby shrine was particularly egregious, too. "Poison Womb" came from a geocities-tier site being featured as the Awful Link of the Day. Pretty sure the woman was a little disturbed and was posting actual photos of a dead fetus complete with photoshop of the gore fetus baby as a windged angel with clouds and shit. After being featured, the woman wrote an email to admin Zack Parsons who replied with the line and a picture of some hamburger meat he put in a blanket with plastic googly eyes stuck on it.

There was indeed a time when even the Front Page was funny. Things went downhill very quickly once the ALoD feature was removed.
 
Internet War Criminal dijo:
The funny thing is that the hourly rates are very similar though, but where I am the overnight is always 2k+ easy a night, which I assume it's because it's not bumfuck missouri and they'll be able to find a bunch of customers every night so they want to make it worth just staying with one guy I guess.
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Especially since that one guy has a high likelihood of being some kind of creep like Dickard, desperate for companionship because everyone hates him, even though he has the money to drop three grand on a whore for a night. It would probably be better to take a dozen loads in the face than spend an entire night with Dickard even without degrading, perverted limp-dick sex on the menu.
Internet War Criminal dijo:
I know you cosplay as a muslim so you were probably celebrating 9/11 on 9/11, but for the vast majority of people that's actually a pretty fucked up thing to do, same with going to women who lost their children and tell them they have a poison womb.

It's not 'a slightly dark sense of humor', that's a deeply fucked up one.
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Gilbert Gottfried made 9/11 jokes in NYC before the rubble was even cleared.
Mr. Pestilence dijo:
Lowtax blowing his money on literal tranny shit. Imagine my shock.
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He squandered the money. He blew something entirely different.
 
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Berrakh dijo:
He had to try and pretend he didn't really approve of Schmorky lol. Only when Schmorky's personal deviance became overwhelming of course.
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He was doing gaming garbage streams with schmorky when that faggot was in his high voice/yarn wig era, and they co hosted for ages like that.
 
dflatline dijo:
50/50 odds on Lowtax keeping Schmorky around because they were fucking. However enough about Schmorky, if a man wants to fuck another man in the privacy of his own home thats his business, in this case it was literally their business but Lowtax's home.
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Maybe it was in their literal business. Maybe Lowtax was railing Shmorky in his strip mall office and all the passers-by were assaulted with high pitched diapertranny falsettos squealings of FUCK ME HARDER YES YES YES while Mandy screams about jews as she has a mental breakdown in the corner
 
Well the hooker is fairly attractive if a bit too plastic bimbo, she looks like what most of the lolcows here desperately wish they did, most likely because she's willing to work on passing. she might even have had the snip. While embarrassing at least lowtax had enough dignity to fuck one who doesn't look like they smell of cabbage and doesnt spend all day doom scrolling twitter.

a quick browse of her name brings this up

Alyssalove - Transsexual Escort in New York City, NY | TS4Rent.eu

New York City, NY TS Escort Alyssalove: Alyssa Love
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Personally I'd have just paid one of the troons from the forums to humiliate themselves online for $50 as revenge if I was lowtax after they cost him his paypig.
 
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I don't get why he would pay for a tranny hooker, take photos like that and give the tranny copies to upload, just doesn't make sense to me.

Seems more likely to me, that he needs cash badly, so is renting his house for photoshoots/ things like this. Or he is dating the tranny, thus would allow his house to be used like this.
 
Hot Dog dijo:
Just when I thought he hit rock bottom, someone threw him a pickaxe. No wonder he let SA get overrun by the transgender brigade. He's probably been doing this for awhile.
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lol, this is not rock bottom. You have not hit rock bottom if you're wasting 3k in your mcmansion on fucking a passable tranny with a weird plastic face but nice tits. Rock bottom is when you can't afford someone who looks like ana valens so you jack off to his leaked only fans pics or get busted by the cops in an alley and hes 16 then find out you've got aids.he has long way to go before he gets there and this is coming from someone who hates his guts.
 
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