DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[flatsoda]

Asked about rice steamers and Phil says he gets rice in a bag and microwaves it? What the hell's wrong with this alien? Who microwaves rice?

Of all the fucking gadgets and trinkets that DSP has wasted his money, and he never got around to getting a rice cooker?
Especially with Kathy Taters being a pleb-tier weeb, I'm honestly surprised he didn't splurge out for a $300 fancy Japanese rice cooker in some sad attempt to impress her.
Also, he has an Instapot and people use that as a rice cooker.
All that time and money he wastes on groceries, and he still gets El Cheapo microwavable instant rice.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Also, he has an Instapot and people use that as a rice cooker.

It's not easy, that's how I know 3-cup rice cookers are about $10.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Wasn't it a joke? I thought he wasn't serious about that and people were stupid for thinking so? Hmm...

Yeah I remember him flip flopping on it before probably gonna stick with the current narrative so in his mind he totally "owned" BK and publicly humiliated them.

 

[Osaka Boss]

What's with this story about Kat's sister? Any sources?

 

[thedingledongle]

Someone mention how people trolling him live rent free inside his head. Gets pissed because its true.

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He knows he can't go a day in his life without doing or saying something because his trolls.... And he can't take it when someone brings it up...
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He wanted to call him a retard so badly lol

 

[TheTractor]

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil is now saying that he is reconsidering the NickToons fighting game because he won't have time to learn it to play "competitively".
... what does that even mean for that game?
Isn't it supposed to be a fun party game fighter? Was he going to take it to fucking EVO?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

What's with this story about Kat's sister? Any sources?

Go have a look in the Kat speculation thread

 

[YokuNama]

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Officer Sanders now banned from chat.

 

[Heckler1]

A rice cooker is a great investment. Rice, frozen veggies, and some kind of protein makes for a cheap and tasty meal you can eat relatively cheap. Phil doesn't want to save money though, he's living like he plays Dark Souls, just tanking everything head on and complaining about how the world doesn't bend to his whims.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Someone asked Phil for advice on how to handle a "break up," and got "Get over it" from Phil.

People should start responding to him with "Get over it," every time he whines about "low tips."

Fuck this fucking dickwad, and his cold ass responses.

EDIT: Holy shit he suicided in DeathLoop and rage quit lmao, that was fucking gold!

Member when DSP was going through a break up and complained about how tough it was to cook spaghetti? One of his chatters who recently lost his brother told him to get over it and DSP instantly recognized the error of his ways and thanked the chatter for giving him perspective. JK, he completely lost his mind and sent his ass to the shadow realm.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Geez, a 3-cup rice cooker is about $10.

Gotta say, one of my favorite parts about the Autism Vortex is people always bringing up cheaper and more efficient methods of literally anything Phil talks about doing

 

[Fragarach]

Gotta say, one of my favorite parts about the Autism Vortex is people always bringing up cheaper and more efficient methods of literally anything Phil talks about doing

That's not exactly hard to do. This man bought a Keurig lest we forget. When was the last time you saw him drinking coffee? All he drinks is "water", and we all sure as hell know that's not water in that bottle.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Phil's absolute rage over SnowKarl is getting weird. He's also periodically attributing all trolling over the last few days to that and not KingGoken/OiC and the leaks, which is probably compounding things because he clearly feels like he is losing control but can only scream about that one thing. This is easily the least volatile of the issues currently dogging him, but his inability to control himself is turning it into a serious issue. What exactly is going to happen here? Phil is just building SnowKarl's presence on the stream by doing this, and it's going to get to a point where he'll either need to ban SnowKarl and get serious backlash, or seethe every time the guy is actually present.

As Phil does in all situations where he is backed into a corner, he finds a way to wedge himself even tighter into the corner. Leaning into the SnowKarl meme could have provided a safe distraction for his community right now, and instead Phil has turned into another shitstorm to manage.

This. Phil has so many lies and delusions he has to keep propped up for the audience and even himself, and that shit is stressful. I'm sure he's gotten good at it after all this time, but he has to think twice about everything he says. Can't mention the leaks in any way that could give proof, can't mention the largest expense in his life, can't mention kat's past, can't mention OIC, behind the scenes conversations, and on and on going back years. It also means he can never vent about this stuff because I'm sure Kat does not give a fuck, so he is just living in a pressure cooker all the while his tips are dwindling down. That's why he has the out of proportion blow ups about "derailing" with music, snowkarl, whatever. He really might snap in some interesting way soon.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Phil is highly pissed that he can't blow money in the Halloween store on decorations. Instead.. he will be only allowed to get a few things this year.
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Final bit of Salt for Youtube during his stalling.
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God damn DarkDave’s constant audio clips are more annoying than Phil himself. And people always start spamming the clips as soon as Phil launches into a tirade or delusional rant, so all you hear is “ITS ZIGGY PIGGY!” and his loud clown laugh and “Wuh-Wuhdo I doooo?” and twenty other clips for the duration. The only other restream on YouTube doesn’t include Phil’s chat, and part of the fun (for me at least) is watching Phil’s chat’s reaction to his bullshit, and vice versa.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

God damn DarkDave’s constant audio clips are more annoying than Phil himself. And people always start spamming the clips as soon as Phil launches into a tirade or delusional rant, so all you hear is “ITS ZIGGY PIGGY!” and his loud clown laugh and “Wuh-Wuhdo I doooo?” and twenty other clips for the duration. The only other restream on YouTube doesn’t include Phil’s chat, and part of the fun (for me at least) is watching Phil’s chat’s reaction to his bullshit, and vice versa.

I would give a MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to the Talented @Piece of Peace for his restream, highly recommend it, it also features great numbers tism if you like that sort of stuff.

Edit: Even after DSP's trainwreck of a stream was done, PoP was able to hold an audience of 150 while doing autistic numbers stuff, it was fucking great. The vortex really is filled with autists on both sides. I love the internet so much

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This is a great lesson in why DSP is always broke.

12-pack 8.8oz Ready Rice = 106oz for $23.48 = $.23/oz

For $5 more he can get twice as much of the same brand dry rice AND an automatic cooker which will reduce his future rice expenditures by about 70%.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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So, ummm, just like DSP?

Spoiler

 

[blahblahblah678]

Most grocery stores bulk rice is amongst the cheapest items you can buy. You can get 20 lbs bags for like $10. You mean to tell me the soulmaid can’t even cook rice?