💬 Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

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Candidate No 7 dijo:

How the fuck do I get a boyfriend??​


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Absolutely bog standard Reddit post from a teenaged pooner who suddenly realised that neither gay not straight boys are going to have any interest in her.

My eyes popped out however at this response, which no one challenged:

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This one just makes me sad. This poor little girl didn't need Dr. Mengele to saw her tits off and sew her vagina shut -- all she needed was a mature understanding person to empathize with her, to listen to her standard teenager concerns, and to assure her that everything will be ok. Instead, she employed a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and now her life is going to be so much more difficult as a result. It breaks my heart.

Criticallacitirc dijo:
You both should take a browse of
r/FTMfemininity on reddit. There's a subset of pooners who think they are effeminate gay men. They adopt the same stories that femme gay men say like they were bullied for being feminine but obviously its bizarro world since they are women.
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Good lord. Some of these people are dressing and painting their faces like literal clowns. And they themselves are the ones sharing these pictures! They think they look GOOD! I generally try to understand the perspective of other people, but the worldview of some of them is so warped that I can't even attempt to see things from their point of view. It's too foreign to me.

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Paper Machete dijo:
how high was he when he wrote that?
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In theory they still can. Not like prostate is getting scooped along with balls. But it should get progressively harder as testosterone leaves the body. Still leaves the opportunity of psyoping oneself into good-value orgasm if gedonistic lifestyle continues.
 
Waffle Iron dijo:
I don't read the SRS thread, but from looking at the chest, it seems like they just cut open the bottom of the breast and then pull out all the breast tissue, and lipsosuck away the fat tissue. The nipple skin should remain, but the tissue pushing the nipple out of the areola is gone. So I think the piercer had to take the loose flap of nipple skin, pull it out, pierce it, and then it'll dangle like a dog's nipple.
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I believe they have to reposition the nipples since they’re also cutting away the excess skin and it‘d look weird. I also believe they make the area around the nipple smaller since men‘s are smaller. Not a nipple expert so take it with a grain of salt as I could be wrong here.
 
Eva Braun dijo:
since they’re also cutting away the excess skin and it‘d look weird
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I guess they do (cut away a part and then sew it together to create the zippertits look), but they also have those dog ears. I was always confused how they get those, why wouldnt the the surgeon also remove skin on the side of the breast. My first guess is that they just make a single incission in the bottom, pull out the plumbing, remove some skin at the bottom, then sew it shut again. That would cause the skin to be reduced length-wise, but not side-to-side, leading to dog ears. Speaking off, I remember seeing keyhole scars for breast reductions, but I haven't seen one on a pooner. It's like the doctor deliberately does as poor of a job as possible.
 
Noebel dijo:
In theory they still can. Not like prostate is getting scooped along with balls. But it should get progressively harder as testosterone leaves the body. Still leaves the opportunity of psyoping oneself into good-value orgasm if gedonistic lifestyle continues.
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I was mainly referring to the fact "sensations of organism" aren't really a thing.
 
Waffle Iron dijo:
I guess they do (cut away a part and then sew it together to create the zippertits look), but they also have those dog ears. I was always confused how they get those, why wouldnt the the surgeon also remove skin on the side of the breast. My first guess is that they just make a single incission in the bottom, pull out the plumbing, remove some skin at the bottom, then sew it shut again. That would cause the skin to be reduced length-wise, but not side-to-side, leading to dog ears. Speaking off, I remember seeing keyhole scars for breast reductions, but I haven't seen one on a pooner. It's like the doctor deliberately does as poor of a job as possible.
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A good portion of these girls want visible scars, I get the impression.
 
Eva Braun dijo:
I believe they have to reposition the nipples since they’re also cutting away the excess skin and it‘d look weird. I also believe they make the area around the nipple smaller since men‘s are smaller. Not a nipple expert so take it with a grain of salt as I could be wrong here.
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Look, I know you just admitted you're not a nipple expert and I don't want to pile on here, but you should at least know what an areola is by now.
Big Green Egg dijo:
why do women poon out in an attempt to get a boyfriend. Do they not know that it would be far easier to get one as a normal woman?
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Who knows why mad men do what they do? You are dealing with people who earnestly believe that a doctor can abraca-dyke, brah! their pussies away with a prescription and an unnecessary mastectomy early in their lives.
Trying to give a logical answer to someone's mental illness past "Because uncle creepy probably crawled into bed with them when they were little and they never processed that in a healthy way, so they grew up to be fucking weird fetishists" is just you wasting logic on illogical, delusional people.
You're trying to reason with and make sense of everything a schizophrenic person off his meds is screaming in your ear drunkenly on the bus. It's best to just ignore it and tell the driver to let you off at the next stop.
 
Lip Glossary dijo:
Look, I know you just admitted you're not a nipple expert and I don't want to pile on here, but you should at least know what an areola is by now.
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I‘m very sorry. But as a regular in the GRS horror megathread sometimes medical ignorance is for the best.
 
Nanashi no kiwi dijo:
A good portion of these girls want visible scars, I get the impression.
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Yeah, I think that for a significant number, it’s not about becoming a man and disappearing into the crowd, it’s about finding a community or an identity. A way of standing out where the path is laid out and the work is minimal. Look at the number who complain about being treated like actual men.
raritycat dijo:
  1. Because they are retarded.
  2. Because they fetishize gay men.
  3. Because they refuse to do the bare minimum to attract a straight or bi man such as taking a shower.
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Ironically, they think gay men have the qualities that are stereotypically seen as effeminate. As opposed to the reality, which is that gay men are just men who don’t have to tone it down for women.
 
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