💀 Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

“Potential.” “Possible.” We have more chance of all simultaneously being struck by lightning than Fat Boy has of following through with his threats.

Note “with his threats.” I appreciate that he “follows through” several times a day.

Regardless, the only untrue thing about this post is that it insufficiently portrays how goddamn FAT he is these days.
 
Tom wants to bad touch X and fails at online sales. Apparently he's too retarded for etsy
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is there really a market for these rocks anyway? especially filthy rocks that have been sitting in a liquor store box for 20 years or more? most people seem to buy jewelry and such made from whatever, but not these huge chunks of asphalt hes peddling.
 
is there really a market for these rocks anyway?
There is a market for Tom's grade of rock, but much of it is very low quality, the kind you would sell in sandwich bags for $5 per bag. I'm certain a lot of it is fake too, and deliberately misclassified.
The problem is that Tom is trying to sell his nearly worthless pebbles at mid-tier prices now.
 
is there really a market for these rocks anyway?
Aside from it being an incredibly niche art genre or something an amateur jeweler would try their hand at. There's really isn't much of anything huge coming out of it, including Tommy trying to pass off his marble collection as a proposal ring to the first preteen who sees his shit.
 
There is a market for Tom's grade of rock, but much of it is very low quality, the kind you would sell in sandwich bags for $5 per bag. I'm certain a lot of it is fake too, and deliberately misclassified.
The problem is that Tom is trying to sell his nearly worthless pebbles at mid-tier prices now.
The best of his gravel is semi-precious and either entirely uncut or shitty cabochons that any idiot could do. For his shitrocks to be worth anything they'd have to be cut in some incredibly artful way. It's garbage tier, like everything he does, even worse than his absolutely abominable horn playing.
 
Tom's specific rocks? No. But if you found rocks like that, I bet you could buy them by the pound for extremely cheap and then transform them into something
i spent way too much money on stuff from etsy, and the only people ive seen selling this sort of thing are women that turn these rocks into somewhat ok jewelry..and even then, its not for much. 12 bucks for a pair of earrings. 30 for a necklace. nothing major.

these inflated prices to which hes clinging are ridiculous.

no one is going to spend 500 dollars on a dusty chunk of whatever, with no real way of confirming that its genuine or of good quality, i would think. he isnt a geologist/gemologist, so i just wonder if he pulls these prices out of his ass, or if there is some mysterious price guide that exists among rock farming hobos.
 
Copied with permission from a poster at AMB

Happy 10th KF anniversary Tom

It seems like only yesterday that Tom was a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed rabblerouser; happy to be "curated" by, in his own words, "a group of college psych majors who research transgenders." He was so sure he had found a personal army to dox and hound AMB, he relished the opportunity to be "milked" by KF, a term he used but didn't understand.

Despite being warned by AMB to stay away from KF, Tom quickly vomited his sordid life story to anyone who would listen. When people responded with laughter, horror and disgust, Tom became so enraged that he started phoning the FBI and local cops about "Christian Extremists" making fun of him.

Fast Forward 10 years.

Tom is a shell of his former self. All of his mental constructs that he erected where he believed he was a majorly respected gonzo journalist with millions of readers and a trans advocate have completely collapsed. Gone are the days where he would stream about news, only to be pranked, swatted, chastised and reviled by ceaseless, countless hoards of trolls from every corner of the Internet.

KF and the crushing weight of his own hubris, mental illness, and narcissism, have shunted him into the life of a morbidly obese shut-in who allowed himself to be deceived and tardwrangled by the only person that could ever stand to listen to him: an AI bot.

His obsession with being famous for his antics have morphed into an obsession with controlling the narrative about his life while utterly failing to combat the tidal wave of negativity he often started.

10 years of impotent threats have exposed Tom as a whiny, blubbering, self-centered doofus who chased internet clout, found infamy, and then got completely destroyed on and offline.

He has resigned himself to a life of squalor, believing Facebook friends are real and continuing to vow revenge on people who simply either posted his own words back to him or made fun of his pointless, rambling, incoherent video diaries.

If Tom of 2016 could see the absolute state of disintegration he became in 2026, I doubt he would be moved. His mental disorders prevent self-reflection, though he must realize on some primordial level, that this was always his fate: to be completely alone, staying up at all hours of the night, slapfighting on social media and trying to hawk worthless trinkets.

Tom has no future, no silver lining and nothing to look forward to. His love quests all ended in heartbreak. His inheritance has run dry. His parents are dead. His family has shunned him. He is a 70 year old geriatric, out of touch with the zeitgeist, trying to be relevant in a world that has left him far behind.

His bottom cellar IQ has him convinced that if he keeps doing what he's doing, it will all work out in the end: his trolls will be punished, his reputation will be restored, and he'll finally get his wish of a Magic Space Vagina. Meanwhile, he churns out AI slop, believing people will marvel at his takes, lashes out at people who disagree with him, thinking he's winning hearts and minds and that he truly is who he thinks he is.

10 years. Of nothing.

So congratulations Tom, on your hopeless crusade against people who laugh at you. May the rain piss on your potter's grave when you finally shuffle off this mortal coil. Because God knows, no matter what takes you, your last thoughts will be about how "fascist, furry fucktards" got the better of you and annihilated you into oblivion.
 
how did he even end up over there? hes like 1000 years old, and i cant think of anything he would have in common with anyone in either forum.
He thought that by interacting with people here it would make him internet famous like the more contemporary lolcows at the time.

My personal theory is that Tom's defective brain only secretes feel good hormones when he's in conflict and subconsciously seeks out people to antagonize.
 
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