Food You're Not Really Sure Anyone Even Buys

I have a peanut allergy and for the longest time I thought they were some kind of festive gold mine of flavor, something beyond the regular legumes that I couldn't have.

And then I came face to face with them one day and had them. Wow, nasty sugar plastic. Awesome.
Wait, as a fellow peanut phobe we can eat those? They look nasty though tbh I have never had any actual desire to. Like weird gummys not even a kid would reach for.

Thread tax: nobody likes plain Hershey bars and the fact this is what the entire world has to represent American chocolate is a travesty. It sucks
 
It's decent mixed into egg salad if you want some variety. I have some candied jalapeno relish and that's good with cream cheese and crackers. But regular relish is the kind of thing that sits in my fridge condiment shelf forever and never gets finished.
I use it in tuna salad, on burgers, to make tartar sauce or Russian dressing for a Reuben, and a few other things.
Wait, as a fellow peanut phobe we can eat those? They look nasty though tbh I have never had any actual desire to. Like weird gummys not even a kid would reach for.
Circus peanuts are the kind of thing you give out on Halloween if you want your house redecorated with toilet paper and eggs.
 
Wait, as a fellow peanut phobe we can eat those? They look nasty though tbh I have never had any actual desire to. Like weird gummys not even a kid would reach for.

Thread tax: nobody likes plain Hershey bars and the fact this is what the entire world has to represent American chocolate is a travesty. It sucks
You can, but I wouldn’t recommend you do. Circus Peanuts taste like lightly banana flavored styrofoam. The texture is really off putting.
 
You can, but I wouldn’t recommend you do. Circus Peanuts taste like lightly banana flavored styrofoam. The texture is really off putting.
"Have a circus peanut! They're made of tofu and spider silk. Doesn't hurt the spiders!" "Grass Valley Greg" Sniper.
 
It's decent mixed into egg salad if you want some variety. I have some candied jalapeno relish and that's good with cream cheese and crackers. But regular relish is the kind of thing that sits in my fridge condiment shelf forever and never gets finished.
If you like adding sweet relish to egg salad/tuna salad/etc. I recommend these:
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So much better than regular relish. It disappeared for a bit in my area, but it's back now. I think it must've been cut from production during the scamdemic due to either not having the people to keep all the lines open, or not being able to get the stuff needed.
 
If you like adding sweet relish to egg salad/tuna salad/etc. I recommend these:
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So much better than regular relish. It disappeared for a bit in my area, but it's back now. I think it must've been cut from production during the scamdemic due to either not having the people to keep all the lines open, or not being able to get the stuff needed.
My local store carries a lot of that brand, but not the sweet salad cubes. They do however have "just relish", which is basically non-sweet diced dill pickles. That sounds pretty good, honestly.
 
Those packets of dried smoked shrimp. I see them on bodegas. It just seems kind of gross to me. I'm assuming you can at them out of the pack. But I'm gonna nope out of that one.
For the longest time I thought those were bait to go fishing with. One day, someone finally told me that, "No, people actually eat those."
 
Circus peanuts are the kind of thing you give out on Halloween if you want your house redecorated with toilet paper and eggs.
Kind of want to prank them next year by pretending to give out loose circus peanuts but then swap them with a full-size Milky Way.
 
Since coming to the US, I've seen lots of 'birthday cake flavor' things. Who does that appeal to? Is it nostalgia for birthdays gone by? Is it for "people" who would otherwise gorge themselves on a store-made prepackaged birthday cake? Is it different to wedding cake? It's just tastes of pure sugar to me.
 
I’m curious who the fuck still goes to fast food places with how stupidly expensive they’ve gotten for the quality of food you get?

Mom was really craving a Whopper the other day so I drove her out to BK to grab lunch. Two medium size Whopper combo meals was $31. Both of us were gobsmacked, told them to fuck off with that shit and just took her to a local mom and pop burger place where it was $18 for the two of us to have lunch, and the quality was worlds better. Pipe dream I know but the day can’t come soon enough when the entire fast food industry crashes and burns.
 
I saw a ready-meal that really upset me.

Spinach Souffle.
Now, I like spinach. I've had some good spinach cream sauce dishes.
But a low calorie, meatfree, just spinach, microwave meal?

Who wants that?
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Glad to find this online review validate me.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p7LAgCxH5MM
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I understand the concept of a spinach souffle. With good cream, butter, eggs, maybe some cheese on top, yeah, cool side dish. But as a microwave instant meal? No.
i think it's supposed to be a side dish like creamed spinach.
 
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